The Kobe Master (SUBURBIA)
Popeye had his spinach and Samson had his hair, now meet the greatest of heroes with the sausage flare! He’s lean and mean, a truly a badass, hot dog eating machine. Fed on fury with a chili and cheese punch, he’s the kung-fu master behind the most dangerous kind of lunch; heart attack, Ka POW!
I love that in order to get us to eat what can only be described as a heart attack (kaPOW!) waiting to happen they have to make you feel like you will somehow become an intensely dynamic bad ass with a Dog in your Face kinda attitude. I don't think the truth, a man dressed like a Samurai struggling just to make it out of the bathroom in one piece. This was for sure one of my favorites.
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